February 19, 2003

• Good morning Mr. And Mrs. America and all ships at sea:

  
  

   

  
  

  Thanks to all my Xanga pals for their well wishes for Olive. She was doing well even before we left the vet’s office. She got home, drank a bunch of water, and then slept for a couple hours. Then she was up terrorizing the other pugs. All is as it should be.

  
  

   

  
  

  I feel kinda foggy today … didn’t sleep very well last night. I bet I’m not going to be a productive little corporate beaver today. Oh well, I’m sure the big machines will turn just fine without my contribution to the cog.

  
  

   

  
  

  I don’t know if I mentioned that I have DirecTV, and we get the East Coast feed of shows, three hours before California. Now while there is great opportunity here to use this advance knowledge for evil, I want to assure you that I wouldn’t even think about watching shows like Survivor, Joe Millionaire, The Bachelor or The Bachelorette and using that information to make money betting with my friends. That wouldn’t be right.

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  However, it should be noted that I have no friends in Las Vegas …. No! Cheating is wrong! We don’ts cheat people! People are our friends! But they all cheats us, they don’t even likes us! We don’t have any friends! All they wants is to have the precious all for themselves …..Yes, they all bad trixies, they not our friends at all, you right …. we must kill them …. KILL THEM!!!!!  …. uh…. Sorry, just had a brief Gollum moment.

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  Anyway, I hope you have a good Weds, and don’t forget to come back tomorrow and vote for the Friday rant. I’ll try to come up with something really keen and exciting.  

  
  

   

  
  

  DG

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